I hesitated about any reasonable accommodations. Because they bore me. I am a real bully in my house. Either I wash my hands, or everyone loses their account. Son of the seed have a lawyer ... they argue, are raising their voices, seek small flaw in their opponent and try to defend the indefensible. Nothing reasonable, much less accommodating. Every man for himself and it eats the weak. I already saw Alex put in a small box of adults, leaving them stunned, stunned that little angelic face is actually a formidable opponent. And Kitof? He was not born one he will kowtow. Get up early to face and most importantly, being totally unconscious ... or suicidal.
I applied a technique more than testing by senior ... son put it on the back of a smaller and if it goes wrong, he is accused. Well, it's his fault.
That's how Margaret joined us. I époumonée for weeks to tell the staging. Santa Claus leaves a little note explaining that the cage is his beloved hamster and he thought the place in a house where it is covered with love and good care. Cute is not it? No. Because there was that Father Christmas if he ever acknowledge anything happened. Plate. And too easy. So I
lugging my two victims at the pet store.
- Look Alex, that's a hamster. You want one eh?
- Look Mom, they have large buttocks!
Good, the victim will be tougher than I had originally thought.
What do I do there to explain that what they watch, they are rats with balls as big as clementines? I selected another victim.
- To not love it rats. And I want To continue come home.
See the art, foisted on a smaller, or better yet, an absentee. It's called a diversion. Because we agree that I am still the chief despot home. If I want a rat, it will be a rat. But this is not a rat I want. And who will check if it is true or not?
We continue to work on the victims.
- Kitof No, that's a guinea pig. It's not a hamster. Look, there they are ...
Ok, forget the victim here. A little too strong for the situation. The best technique to apply, ignore it. So I send bully see rabbits.
We return to the potential victim, the one that gives us a glimmer of hope.
- So Alex, you think it looks cute ... a hamster, little fur balls!
In fact, like any good hamster, in broad daylight, it is also a strong plastic plant hairy. Not really, but I misjudged the fight.
- No mom, I am not hamster.
Tabar *****!
Ok, it calms down, we think. Ha but of course! I still have the emotional manipulation! But what a terrible mother I am! Any good mother should know and use it wisely this technique! How do I have forgotten! It's in the guide "How to be a mother stepmother without getting tired" on page 12!
- Ok, so it goes ...
- Nooooooon!
Hey hey hey.
- I want a hamster!
Yes!
Now that the prey is within our reach, we must finish it.
- Here Alex, if you take a hamster, you must swear that you'll take thee! Feed him, give him drink, clean the cage ...
short, is the period of small characters, the ones that pretend to read, too excited the idea of obtaining the object of our desires and we will regret later because "we told you, it's written in the contract!"
- Yes Mom! I promise! Juror promised! I'll take good care. Promised promised promised.
I won. I got what I wanted to pass the buck to another. If something goes wrong, it will automatically be charged. Ben what! Did he begged not to have a hamster?
Ok, I ranted like a damned when I mounted the damn cage. But no matter admitting my weakness. My victim is still naive, did not yet reported, must take up max, without showing the slightest opening. Motus mouth shut.
Through a series of moving, "said Margaret Outside work, ended up in our lounge under very heavy guard. Apu and Papineau, said the fat cats and stupid, stand guard extremely efficiently. One stone, I finally found a use in hamster (cats keep busy) and a utility to cats (the hamster monitor). I'm not a criminal mastermind? Bha
later I'll see how I am with all my whims, which I'm putting myself in a quagmire incredible. But please, let me in my world of Care Bears ... the clock is likely to be brutal ...
**** And that's how the little children, we invented the Bouchard-Taylor ... To accommodate an extremist minority to the detriment of the mass naive and good faith. And it has nothing to do with the color, country of origin or even religion. Because it is neither the color nor the country of origin or even religion, which makes con. This is the navel. And self-centredness has no color, no country of origin or even religion. Idiots, it's everywhere, all colors, all countries and all religions.
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